Har har, that’s not really true. But if your name is Cadan or Quinn, and if you have a Korean uncle, and if you were born before May 22, 2012, and if you’re wondering why you never got a mention on LIK before today… well sorry, I just wasn’t bored enough when you guys were born! Teehee.
Matilda, if this page isn’t #1 soon in Google’s search results for your name I’m gonna be pretty mad… and if it STILL isn’t #1 by June 2030 or whenever you graduate high school, I’ll make it up to you by getting you a kickass graduation present which you will probably think is incredibly stupid! Yeah, it’s gonna be more crappy coins. Sorry for ruining the surprise.