Archive for April, 2012

Check it out ladies! (NSFW)

I walk Terry a lot, and sometimes we find stuff on the ground. We find cigarette butts. We find ads for hookers. We find shit from other dogs. Sometimes we even find folding money! Today we found an ad for what appears to be a dildo-like condom.

I’m not 100% sure of what this ad says, but it definitely looks like it’s selling a molded cock-shaped thing that you slip onto whatever projectile-type objects you may have handy, and then you shove your newly-sheathed makeshift sex toy up the hole of your choice and do your worst! The funny part is that this ad shows two different sizes. The smaller cock condom is for younger ladies and their untrained vaginas, and the bigger one is for older women whose junk has apparently been stretched out by years and years of sexual gymnastics. Luckily when you place your order you get one of each! Or maybe you get two of the same size? I dunno! Who cares! Share them with your friends!

posted by Michael in Whatever on 4/24/2012 | No Comments

Why can’t all commercials be made by Japanese people?

I vaguely recall promising updates and photos ‘n shit… that’s probably not gonna happen. Well it might, but I dunno when. Right now I’m just here to post this hilarious Japanese commercial which was brought to my attention by my friend Clayton who now lives in Japan. Are all Japanese commercials this awesome? I dunno! I’m just going to assume they are.

posted by Michael in Misc. Videos,YouTube Videos on 4/5/2012 | No Comments